Update: Hocus Pocus Readathon

What feels like 5 minutes ago (for me – maybe not for you), I wrote this post on the Hocus Pocus Readathon, and my hopeful contribution to Team Sanderson Sisters.  Well, here’s an update:

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We only have until October 15th to read all that we can on the list, and I’m thinking that I did not plan my time very well.  Maybe I should have actually read all of those pins on bullet journaling and organization, instead of just pinning them. Go figure. 

Part of my brain says “Girl…you have a life to live outside of reading books”

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Another part of my brain says “GAHHHHH!!! ONLY 7 MORE DAYS!  GAHHHHHHH!!!!”

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Aaannndddd the third, less subtle part of my brain says “WTH Heifer?  Get on with it.  You can do this!  Don’t make me call your momma!”

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In six days, the truth will unfold as to how well I do (or don’t) in this readathon.

Hocus Pocus & The All-New Sequel

Hocus Pocus & The All New Sequel

Hocus Pocus & The All-New Sequel by A.W. Jantha
Published by Freeform, July 10, 2018
Pages: 521
Format: Hardcover

I rated this book at Screen Shot 2019-10-08 at 12.18.35 PM.png.  It is okay, but it isn’t a literary classic.  It was more nostalgic for me (Part I) with a healthy dose of curiosity (Part II).

Goodreads Synopsis:

Hocus Pocus is beloved by Halloween enthusiasts all over the world. Diving once more into the world of witches, this electrifying two-part young adult novel, released on the twenty-fifth anniversary of the 1993 film, marks a new era of Hocus Pocus. Fans will be spellbound by a fresh retelling of the original film, followed by the all-new sequel that continues the story with the next generation of Salem teens.

Shortly after moving from California to Salem, Massachusetts, Max Dennison finds himself in hot water when he accidentally releases a coven of witches, the Sanderson sisters, from the afterlife. Max, his sister, and his new friends (human and otherwise) must find a way to stop the witches from carrying out their evil plan and remaining on earth to torment Salem for all eternity.

Twenty-five years later, Max and Allison’s seventeen-year-old daughter, Poppy, finds herself face-to-face with the Sanderson sisters in all their sinister glory. When Halloween celebrations don’t quite go as planned, it’s a race against time as Poppy and her friends fight to save her family and all of Salem from the witches’ latest death-defying scheme.

We all know the classic tale, as shown in the 90’s movie ‘Hocus Pocus.’  However, as is true of most movies that are based on books, there are more details in the book than in the movie.  The movie was a pretty darn good depiction of the story though! Besides, who doesn’t love the cast of the movie?  They were (still are) FABULOUS!  Okay, maybe that’s just my “I ❤️ the 90’s” sentimentality speaking.

Here are my thoughts on the book:

  • I’m glad that I read this as an adult, but I think I would have enjoyed even more as a  young adult 
    • Side Note: Who knew that this book was kind of a way to talk about sex-ed to young people?  I mean come on…yabos? virgins? kissing?  Yeah….I somehow missed that whole entire aspect of the movie all of these years.  I just enjoyed the hijinks and storyline. 
  • Since I saw the movie before I read the book, I did a mental comparison of how Bette Midler, et.al. performed their roles in the movie compared to the characters in the book (and they were spot on!)
  • The art was cute and on point for a YA book that centers around Salem, MA and Halloween (here’s an example)

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Oh, and did I mention the words? It wasn’t dirty (and those who know me IRL know that I have a fabulous vocabulary that would make the saltiest sailor blush), but it was cute (not sickly cute, but fitting in an old-world sort of way) and fit the story well.Picture1.png

I really did enjoy the gobbledygook-esque words – which you both read on the pages and you hear in the movie (think Winnifred Sanderson and some of her phrases…and to be fair, they could have been honest-to-goodness slurs 300 years ago, but I’m not an expert on old school insults).

I won’t bore you with the details of Hocus Pocus, the story that you already know and love. However, I will tell you a little bit about the ‘All-New Sequel.’

Before I read the book, the caricatures on the back of the book caught my attention. I couldn’t help but think “Oh Snap – we’re going modern-day Salem up in here!”

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Well, let me just start by saying: the sequel went dog (instead of cat) and kept the delightful old-school gobbledygook insults.  I mean…snoring plague sore?  YAS!  If only I was awesome enough to insult people like that…

They also managed to use some more modern-day phrases, but in a much cleaner, PG version…e.g., ‘Witch, Please!’

I will not ruin the book for you by telling you the end.  You can read the book just like I did.  I will, however, say, that I recommend that you read it…this month… if for no other reason than just because you can. 

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^^^This book review makes me realize I need to update my rating system.  Why?  Because this is an okay book.  Read it because I said so.  Or because you grew up in the 90’s.  Either reason will suffice.  But do not be fooled into thinking it’s a great book.  Nostalgic? Yes.  Literary Giant? No. 

Wicked: Witch & Curse

Wicked: Witch & Curse Wicked: Witch & Curse (Wicked, #1-2)by Nancy Holder and Debbie Viguié
Published by Simon Pulse, September 9, 2008
Pages: 672
Format: Paperback

I rated this book at Screen Shot 2019-10-01 at 12.44.34 PM.png because it was pretty darn good!

 

 

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While this book is over 600 pages, please remember three things: (1) it’s not a difficult read, (2) it’s two books in one, and (3) it’s a good read.  It’s a good book for this Halloween season or any other time that you want to read about witches, warlocks, and romance.  It’s a fun spin on a drama-fueled story.  It’s a book that you want to finish.  It’s an easy book to pick up, lay down, pick up, and lay down (I mean that in a good way – it’s not one of those where you have to get into the right ‘space’ to understand the text).

If you are anti-witch/warlock/romance/drama/young adult/make-believe…or if you are lacking any sort of imagination and have no time to waste…then skip this book.  However, if you don’t mind reading a decent book and you find yourself with a little bit of time…read this book.  It really isn’t half bad.

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Hocus Pocus Readathon

Who loves fall? 

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Who loves to read books?

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Who has not participated in a readathon…..in this decade?

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I heard some hullabaloo in the office about a Hocus Pocus Readathon.  I thought to myself “Self…you like Hocus Pocus…you like books…why not take a chance?”  You’ll be glad to know that I took my own advice and signed up to partake in the Hocus Pocus Readathon.  And let me just say….it’s going be ah-mazing and I can already tell that it is going to give me alllll the feels!

I mean, look at this art:

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If you are curious as to the teams, instructions, etc. take a look at this: Hocus Pocus Readathon

Naturally, I chose Team Sanderson Sisters.  And here is how I plan on contributing to the team:

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I also get 15 points just for watching the movie!

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Long story longer….I am so stinking excited to do this readathon!

I hope that whoever is reading this has a great October 1st!  Whether you partake in a readathon or not, keep reading!

House of Salt and Sorrow

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House of Salt and Sorrow by Erin A. Craig
Published by Delacorte, August 6, 2019
Pages: 146
Format: Hardcover

I rated this book at Screen Shot 2019-09-26 at 8.03.53 AM.pngbecause well, it’s worthy of the highest rating.  It’s worthy of all sorts of accolades, but all I can give is 5 stars.

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People.  Don’t be fooled into thinking that this book is unworthy of your time and energy.  This book is ah-mazing!  It had twists, it had turns, and it was a fresh take on the classic “The Twelve Dancing Princesses.”  I finished this book in under 24 hours, it was that good.  This review should provide you evidence with two irrefutable facts (in my not-so-humble opinion): (1) It was so good, that you will feel possessed to keep turning the page….You. Just. Can’t. Put. It. Down. and (2) it’s not just for young adults.  It’s for young, it’s for old, it’s for all of us inbetweeners.  It’s a great book people.  If other young adult books are anything like this one, then I’m going to read them all!  Okay, perhaps not all – that’s a bit much – but I definitely have a different impression of young adult books now.  I think that says a lot.

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Illuminae

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Illuminae (The Illuminae Files #1) by Amie Kaufman, Jay Kristoff
Published by Knopf Books for Young Readers, October 20, 2015
Pages: 599
Format: Hardcover

I rated this book at Screen Shot 2019-09-26 at 7.52.51 AMbecause while it’s good, it’s not quite good enough for 5 stars.  5 stars are reserved for those books you just can’t put down and you find it memorable.

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I have never read a book quite like this one.  Aside from the fact that I have never read a sci-fi book (that I can remember), there are other differences:

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When I first started reading the book, I was sitting front row of the struggle bus, trying to get into it.  However, about halfway through, it got interesting.  The further I read, the more interesting it got.  By the end of the book, I found myself happy for Kady & Ezra’s romance…and happier still that a small piece of AIDEN lived on.

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